Been working hard in the studio on my grind. New mixtape drops 2014.
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
(Source: shingekinowinchester, via its-immortalitymy--darlings)
i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day
of a tough week
of a bad month
of a terrible year
of a dreadful existence
Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*
A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”
you had me at rich snail